Swift Impersonation

    I found "A Modest Proposal" by Johnathan Swift to be a very entertaining read. Despite reading this before, I am equally as entertained the second time. As a quick summary, Ireland in the 18th century was experiencing a high amount of poverty and was looking for a simple solution. Swift, sarcastically, provided a response he was certain no one could say no to. His very intelligent idea was to simply eat a percentage of the children in Ireland. The ones that are dragging their parents down in life as they beg them for food in order to survive, as they are such freeloaders to society. Swift did not just throw this idea out there as a suggestion, he planned nearly the entire process out. After doing the math, Switch discovered that Ireland should preserve 20,000 children and sell the rest for meat. He did not fail to mention the fact that plump, 12-14 year olds would be the most delicious, especially in the winter. In case Ireland did not support his brilliant plan, he provided six very convincing advantages for sacrificing the children. The list includes less Papists, poor people being able to pay rent, more money being circulated throughout Ireland, breeders/mothers would make a huge profit from selling their children, vintners would be bringing in much more business, and marriages would also be much better! What could go wrong with this modest proposal? 

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